Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Ugh

I'm feeling old lately. My left shoulder is continually deteriorating from an old football injury, my right elbow is still torn up from that strip club incident in Newark, I have a strained left tricep that refuses to bow out, my perenially broken right hand is fucked up yet again from boxing, and my hands are so dried and cracked from working in the cold that I've actually turned completely homosexual and started using hand lotion.

Things aren't looking up for me.

Or maybe you can tell I'm feeling old because I'm getting crochety and bitching about everything. Oh where's my fucking AARP card....

5 comments:

Trashman said...

That's funny. I always said hand lotion was for chicks.

Irish said...

Please dude, don't rub it in. The corners of my thumbs are so busted up that it's either that or bleed every time I tie my boots.

You do, however, have every right to call me a fag. I got nothin to say. Shameful.

Trashman said...

Every year about this time my knuckles chap up then they eventually split and bleed. My wife always tries to get me to use lotion. I tell her that shit is for chicks, I have real mans hands. The real reason I don't use it is I can't stand the greasy feeling. LOL

BH said...

Trashman - get a better lotion. The greasy kinds suck.

Irish - take care of yourself mate. I'm not saying to stop doing what you're doing, just get your body sorted out during all the rest of it.

ZooKeeper said...

Shit, I would hate to tell you what I use hand lotion for.