Saturday, January 26, 2008

I have been watching this clip alot lately. It might be corny to be thinking like this, but where I'm at mentally with my searching for a job has got me down in the dumps. I get shot down for positions more than I get shot down with women.

The other day I was sitting there on my shot out swivel chair for my ten o'clock break, smoking a cigarette with blackened hands, calling some dickhead editor for a job.

"You have any experience with Dreamweaver?"

The only thing I can think of is Opie and Anthony at this point. If you listen to them, you know what I'm talking about.

"Ahhh... no".

"Well you need that. It's all layout stuff... you need experience. It's a very technical position."

"Oh. OK. Well, thanks for your time."

"Yup. Best of luck."

Fuck yourself.


I put my phone down, pick up the grinder, and go back to annihilating diaomaceous earth off of the filter pads.

1 comment:

BH said...

You should be able to find a class on DreamWeaver somewhere. There may even be online tutorials that can help get you some experience. That way when the question comes up again you can say that you have taken a course and have been playing with it at home. DreamWeaver I mean. I don't think they want to know about your close relationship with your hand.